onamelancholyhill:

And if something tries to bust in…?

Let’s say John taught him wrong.

But Dean is teaching well:

(Source: thebadwolfofwinterfell)

9:47 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  122 notes

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via jackandtooth)

9:44 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  27,130 notes

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9:42 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  70,781 notes

causeallidoisdance:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

I wish this would happen to me

(via jackandtooth)

9:42 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  146,316 notes

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

(via thebookwormgoesmoo)

9:41 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  47,614 notes

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

(via ah-superwhopotterlockgames)

9:40 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  61,303 notes

(Source: askboggle, via that-black-dream)

9:39 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  11,988 notes

(Source: merlincholia, via thatbetic)

9:39 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  8,295 notes

deathspeaker:

Some of these are bloody brilliant!

(Source: theyuniversity, via thebookwormgoesmoo)

9:39 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  831 notes

(via magick-mayhem)

9:38 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  3,450 notes

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9:38 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  1,091 notes

elphababess:

pikalunna:

My goal in life is to be this kind of parent.

I think it’s everyone’s

(via magick-mayhem)

9:37 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  49,153 notes

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via notshort-fullmetal-alchemist)

9:36 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  23,122 notes

(Source: comealongroes, via that-black-dream)

9:20 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  1,352 notes

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

(Source: tasteofavery, via crossbowsandponchos)

9:20 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  137,662 notes