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fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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stopirwin:

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

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“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table… . The others began to jeer."Liar!" they chorused"I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass."LIAR!""I only steal," said Jean, "because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company.""LIAR!"At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!”"BASTARD!”  ― Scott Lynch,  The Lies of Locke Lamora

unseenalumni:

“I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!”
Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table… . The others began to jeer.
"Liar!" they chorused
"I only steal because this wicked world won’t let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass.
"LIAR!"
"I only steal," said Jean, "because I’ve temporarily fallen in with bad company."
"LIAR!"
At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, “I only steal because it’s heaps of fucking fun!”
"BASTARD!”
Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

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holyfrackles:

#LIKE LOOK AT HIM #FUCKING LOOK AT HIM #HE’S SO CONVINCED THAT THAT’S THE TRUTH #IT’S MY JOB SAMMY #IT’S BEEN MY JOB SINCE THE MINUTE I CARRIED YOU OUT OF OUR BURNING HOUSE #DAD TOLD ME IT’S MY JOB SAMMY #DON’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME SAMMY #IT’S ALL I’VE GOT #IT’S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO #IT’S ALL I’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS #IT’S MY JOB [x]

don’t fucking touch me

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cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

I’m not even mad that men told us what to wear. I want it.

I have this! It is so absurdly comfortable. Mind you, it was absurdly pricey, but sooooo worth it.

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I got a rat! I haven’t had a rat in nearly five years, or more!

Anyway, meet Lamora! (Yes, named after Locke Lamora from The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch I’m a book nerd through and through). She was originally gonna be food for some snake but Bry felt far too guilty to feed her and then I fell in love with her and therefore, I have a new rat.

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